I may have an addiction to colored chips and salsa. Maybe.
(Source: cassadeeblake)
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(Source: abbymarie)
2,927 playsCan’t sleep. Nothing on tv.
If I come down to the couch you are getting hate sex. And only one cookie.
We both know that’s a lie. Because if you hated me, I’d just go back on tour.
You do not speak of such things. Okay, happy couch sex. And you get two cookies. But I get to take a picture of you with my camera. Meet me halfwaaaaay.
Deal.
On way way down. Are you ready?
(Source: alex-alltimelow)
Can’t sleep. Nothing on tv.
If I come down to the couch you are getting hate sex. And only one cookie.
We both know that’s a lie. Because if you hated me, I’d just go back on tour.
You do not speak of such things. Okay, happy couch sex. And you get two cookies. But I get to take a picture of you with my camera. Meet me halfwaaaaay.
(Source: alex-alltimelow)
Can’t sleep. Nothing on tv.
You know your penis votes the same as my vag, so we’re tied three to three. I baked you cookies. The least you could do is come sleep with me then eat them.
My penis makes it’s own decisions.
Caaaaaaaaaassieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
We both know that is a lie. Do my tits get a vote?
Alllllllleeeeeeeexxxxxxxx.
Only if my eyebrows do.
Cassieeeeeee. Come to the couch. I have your camera. I will hide it again.
If I come down to the couch you are getting hate sex. And only one cookie.
(Source: alex-alltimelow)
Can’t sleep. Nothing on tv.
You know your penis votes the same as my vag, so we’re tied three to three. I baked you cookies. The least you could do is come sleep with me then eat them.
My penis makes it’s own decisions.
Caaaaaaaaaassieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
We both know that is a lie. Do my tits get a vote?
Alllllllleeeeeeeexxxxxxxx.
(Source: alex-alltimelow)
Can’t sleep. Nothing on tv.
I knew I married you for a reason. Now, come to me.
Or. Instead of having sex in bed, we could have it on the couch since we have the house to ourselves and I’ve too lazy to walk upstairs.
Who said I was in a bed? Maybe I’m on the roof. Sex under the stars? You gotta work for this, babe.
So rude. Couch sex has my vote.
Well me and my vag vote for roof sex. With two votes, roof sex wins. Get your ass up here!
Well, me, my penis and both of my balls vote for the couch.
That’s four votes.
You know your penis votes the same as my vag, so we’re tied three to three. I baked you cookies. The least you could do is come sleep with me then eat them.
(Source: alex-alltimelow)
Can’t sleep. Nothing on tv.
I knew I married you for a reason. Now, come to me.
Or. Instead of having sex in bed, we could have it on the couch since we have the house to ourselves and I’ve too lazy to walk upstairs.
Who said I was in a bed? Maybe I’m on the roof. Sex under the stars? You gotta work for this, babe.
So rude. Couch sex has my vote.
Well me and my vag vote for roof sex. With two votes, roof sex wins. Get your ass up here!
(Source: alex-alltimelow)
Can’t sleep. Nothing on tv.
I knew I married you for a reason. Now, come to me.
Or. Instead of having sex in bed, we could have it on the couch since we have the house to ourselves and I’ve too lazy to walk upstairs.
Who said I was in a bed? Maybe I’m on the roof. Sex under the stars? You gotta work for this, babe.
(Source: alex-alltimelow)
